Population | 10.296 billion |
Capital | Ardernville |
Leader | Dame Jacinda Ardern GNZM |
Faith | Haruhiism - SOS Brigade |
Currency | Jacinda |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Let's Do This of Jacinda Ardern is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dame Jacinda Ardern GNZM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.296 billion Jacinda Ardernians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardernville. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jacinda Ardernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion Jacindas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,511 Jacindas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, graffiti graces every city's streets, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Jacinda Ardern has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacinda Ardern's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.
Jacinda Ardern is ranked 274,094th in the world and 19th in SOS Brigade for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.