The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad I3 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 13.607 billion J o Jian Capture Squad I3ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad I3ian economy, worth 791 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 58,185 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is moderate. J o Jian Capture Squad I3's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad I3 is ranked 57,867^th in the world and 1^st in Rusich for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,603.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.