The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad AR3 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.449 billion J o Jian Capture Squad AR3ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong J o Jian Capture Squad AR3ian economy, worth 196 trillion Stolen Lightsabers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,843 Stolen Lightsabers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,713 per year while the poor average 9,521, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is a problem. J o Jian Capture Squad AR3's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad AR3 is ranked 191,014^th in the world and 1^st in Lima for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.