The Hololive Talent Manager of J-Chad is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.979 billion J-Chadians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The strong J-Chadian economy, worth 656 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,146 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, turtles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J-Chad's national animal is the turtle.

J-Chad is ranked 59,687^th in the world and 759^th in Remembrance for Largest Black Market, with 9.68 trillion Standard Monetary Units.