The Kingdom of Izzyopolis is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 132 million Izzyopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The strong Izzyopolisian economy, worth 7.67 trillion aribucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,138 aribucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izzyopolis's national animal is the snow fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izzyopolis is ranked 242,038^th in the world and 2,032^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 93.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.