The Dominion of Ixnayan Ixnay is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 275 million Ixnayan Ixnayians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.3%.

The very strong Ixnayan Ixnayian economy, worth 16.2 trillion Ixnay Bucks a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,038 Ixnay Bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,744 per year while the poor average 10,443, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ixnayan Ixnay. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ixnayan Ixnay's national animal is the Stupid Pleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ixnayan Ixnay is ranked 141,470^th in the world and 8^th in Greatest Ixnay for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,729.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.