The Republic of IWCA 059 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.491 billion IWCA 059ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The very strong IWCA 059ian economy, worth 192 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,348 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the fattest folk in IWCA 059 look to be the happiest ones, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IWCA 059's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

IWCA 059 is ranked 24,941^st in the world and 9^th in Radicalanian Workhouse for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.