The Republic of Itnosleolf is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.827 billion Itnosleolfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itnosleolfian economy, worth 816 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,629 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Itnosleolf City's water use, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itnosleolf's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Itnosleolf is ranked 171,292^nd in the world and 409^th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -65.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.