The Republic of ITITOYTM is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.134 billion ITITOYTMians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The ITITOYTMian economy, worth 542 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,579 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ITITOYTM's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ITITOYTM is ranked 287,070^th in the world and 320^th in Lightyears Away for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 34.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.