The Dictatorship of ISRea11 is a small, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 40 million ISRea11ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The ISRea11ian economy, worth 2.06 trillion new Israeli Shekels a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,498 new Israeli Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ISRea11's national animal is the the hoopoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ISRea11 is ranked 63,421^st in the world and 3^rd in ulslo for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,859.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.