The Kingdom of Isran is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.187 billion Isranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Isranian economy, worth 508 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,107 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isran's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isran is ranked 121,174^th in the world and 345^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,107.61 Standard Monetary Units.