The Eldaboo and Fyllejaboo of Isnaig is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rivers with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.039 billion Eldwyn stans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trica. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eldwynish economy, worth 39.4 trillion Autofister Doujinshis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,874 Autofister Doujinshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The right to counsel goes both ways, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isnaig's national animal is the Misspelled Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eldwyn Cult.

Isnaig is ranked 304,154^th in the world and 12^th in Tek Fediratde Kanetonz dan Insiag for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,915.11 Standard Monetary Units.