The Sultanate of Islma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.761 billion Islmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Islman economy, worth 114 trillion EUROS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,160 EUROS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,924 per year while the poor average 6,807, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Islma's national animal is the Pelican, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Islma is ranked 259,115^th in the world and 25^th in Communist Defense Pact for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.