The Republic of Islay Isle is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 4.425 billion Islay Isleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Islay Islean economy, worth 203 trillion francs a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,920 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islay Isle's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Islay Isle is ranked 137,310^th in the world and 1^st in Islay for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,828.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.