Population | 31.583 billion |
Capital | Donut Plains |
Leader | Yellow Yoshi |
Currency | melon |
Animal | piranha plant |
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.583 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 6,401 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,686 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Isla de Yoshi is ranked 2,802nd in the world and 19th in Gay for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 25,703.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.