The United Kingdom of Iselle is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.103 billion Iselleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isellean economy, worth 139 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,330 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, blue bloods are welcome in Iselle, there's nothing more Isellean than revanchism, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iselle's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iselle is ranked 13,564^th in the world and 6^th in Aeternas for Highest Poor Incomes, with 109,081.81 Standard Monetary Units.