The State of Isa Cosmos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 18.296 billion Isa Cosmosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Isa Cosmosian economy, worth 73.1 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 3,992 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, elections have been outlawed, a nation-wide cull of deer is in effect, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isa Cosmos's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isa Cosmos is ranked 54,254^th in the world and 2^nd in Colorado for Most Corrupt Governments, with 34.75 kickbacks per hour.