The Rogue Nation of Iocrionia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Esteemed Leader The Great with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.02 billion Iocrins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Iocrionian Capital City of Mordone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Iocrionian economy, worth 479 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,331 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,920 per year while the poor average 19,789, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Iocrionian lands, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Iocrionia's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iocrionia is ranked 197,049^th in the world and 2^nd in Land of Faceplace for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 420.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.