The Blazing Offense of Invading Charmander is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.955 billion Invading Charmanderians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Invading Charmanderian economy, worth 200 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,398 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygamy is legal, weather reports simply advise Invading Charmanderians to 'look outside', the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Invading Charmander's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Invading Charmander is ranked 261,763^rd in the world and 9^th in The Pokemon Region for Most Patriotic, with 1.21 flags saluted per person per day.