The Durm Puppet of Invaderland is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic, devout population of 9.055 billion Invaderlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Invaderlandian economy, worth 252 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,862 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Invaderland's national animal is the hawk.

Invaderland is ranked 249,448^th in the world and 1^st in Invader for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.