The Federal Republic of INTC is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.48 billion INTCians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving INTCian economy, worth 339 trillion INTC Shareses a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,418 INTC Shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,575 per year while the poor average 10,329, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is moderate. INTC's national animal is the giraffe.

INTC is ranked 278,996^th in the world and 15^th in NYSE for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.