The Federation of Ineritia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Goosey with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.276 billion Ineritians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleburg. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ineritian economy, worth 468 trillion Inertian Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,998 Inertian Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ineritia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Ineritia is ranked 7,934^th in the world and 1^st in The Trout Essembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.