The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.335 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 314 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,871 gdfsg coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 29,356^th in the world and 674^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 223.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.