The Empire of Imperial Valvali is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.879 billion Imperial Valvalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Imperial Valvalian economy, worth 394 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,294 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications, and the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Dove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Imperial Valvali's national animal is the dove.

Imperial Valvali is ranked 185,367^th in the world and 2^nd in Aurrelius for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.98 law-abiding acts per hour.