The State of Iles dLa Manche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor of the Council with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.641 billion Iles dLa Mancheans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The powerhouse Iles dLa Manchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 42,085 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Iles DLa Manchean Desert, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iles dLa Manche's national animal is the reindeer.

Iles dLa Manche is ranked 154,619^th in the world and 2^nd in the Channel Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 895.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.