The Federal Republic of Iitusia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Valerie Sommers with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.387 billion Litusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Caliburn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Litusian economy, worth 431 trillion Karats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,334 Karats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,144,762 per year while the poor average 1,776, a ratio of 644 to 1.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, healthcare funding has been cut, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iitusia's national animal is the Starling, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Playing-Project-Landswordism.

Iitusia is ranked 168,403^rd in the world and 18^th in RealTacoMan Frontier for Largest Populations, with 3.39 billion capita.