The State of IAMCDN is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.55 billion IAMCDNians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douminion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse IAMCDNian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 60,029 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,136 per year while the poor average 10,651, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, surveillance cameras are banned, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and IAMCDN has designated Douminion Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. IAMCDN's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

IAMCDN is ranked 101,781^st in the world and 1^st in Intrepid for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,385.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.