The Commonwealth of I Think I Forgot is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 963 million I Think I Forgotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient I Think I Forgotian economy, worth 101 trillion huhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,898 huhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Think I Forgot's national animal is the say that again, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

I Think I Forgot is ranked 61,228^th in the world and 51^st in Charleslandia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,768.39 Standard Monetary Units.