The Republic of Hypnotist Dragonia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.599 billion Hypnotist Dragonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hypnotist Dragonian economy, worth 391 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,683 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnotist Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnotist Dragonia is ranked 53,655^th in the world and 330^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 670.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.