The Jingoistic States of Hyperspace Scout J-31 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.523 billion Hyperspace Scout J-31ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The strong Hyperspace Scout J-31ian economy, worth 192 trillion parsecs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 54,592 parsecs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer parsecs on liquor and tobacco, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is moderate. Hyperspace Scout J-31's national animal is the space whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Hyperspace Scout J-31 is ranked 256,916^th in the world and 33^rd in Legion Esgarrouth for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.