The Republic of Hurricane 13 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.421 billion Hurricane 13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Hurricane 13ian economy, worth 62.9 trillion Rains a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,255 Rains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime is moderate. Hurricane 13's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hurricane 13 is ranked 225,300^th in the world and 1^st in Consequences XXV for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.52 law-abiding acts per hour.