The Free Land of Hurricane12 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nash Roberts with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.869 billion Hurricane12ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricane12ian economy, worth 399 trillion Millibars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,332 Millibars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,550 per year while the poor average 25,761, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Nash Roberts can cry on demand, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there's a hole in the heart of every Hurricane12ian city, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hurricane12's national animal is the Hurricane Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hurricane12 is ranked 87,577^th in the world and 7^th in Hurricane 12 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,086.34 Standard Monetary Units.