The Huffy Monarchy of Huffinsula is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.835 billion Huffinsulans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Huffinsulan economy, worth 890 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,341 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, Gazelle is one of the most popular forenames in Huffinsula, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huffinsula's national animal is the gazelle.

Huffinsula is ranked 54,568^th in the world and 5^th in T2R for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,969.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.