The Empire of Hosbiarna is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rick with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.433 billion Hosbiarnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jobenoton. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hosbiarnan economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Goldairs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,599 Goldairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, Jobenoton is a police state during international summits, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hosbiarna's national animal is the Hungry Pet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jobeism.

Hosbiarna is ranked 22,993^rd in the world and 8^th in One big Island for Most Developed, scoring 85.86 on the Human Development Index.