The Queendom of Holvillopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Taylor swift with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.037 billion Holvillopians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollywood. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Holvillopian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Golden Globes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,825 Golden Globes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Taylor swift wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, nobody likes bad boys any more, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holvillopia's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holvillopia is ranked 48,821^st in the world and 6^th in Imperial House of Johansson for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.