The Kingdom of Hole to Hell is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 205 million Hole to Hellians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The thriving Hole to Hellian economy, worth 13.0 trillion Schitt Stains a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,333 Schitt Stains, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hole to Hell's national animal is the Scraggly Parking lot bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hole to Hell is ranked 113,645^th in the world and 4^th in Project Nighthawk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,933.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.