The Queen's State of HL is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.325 billion HLians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong HLian economy, worth 718 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,202 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,531 per year while the poor average 2,106, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and HL has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. HL's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HL is ranked 192,546^th in the world and 234^th in Omega Prime for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.