Population | 8.296 billion |
Capital | h |
Leader | h |
Faith | The Cult of h |
Currency | hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Animal | Human |
The Most Glorious Holy Empire of His Holiness H is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by h with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.296 billion Hians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of h. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Hian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,313 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has become increasingly militant, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His Holiness H's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of h.
His Holiness H is ranked 92,805th in the world and 2nd in glorious turkiye for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,593.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : His Holiness H was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, the government has become increasingly militant.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : His Holiness H was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in His Holiness H, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.