The Sultanate of Hindav is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.752 billion Hindavians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The very strong Hindavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion rupiyahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,552 rupiyahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hindav's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Hindav is ranked 190,296^th in the world and 3^rd in The Scrapyard for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,096.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.