The Sparkly Queendom of Hibiki Ganaha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hibiki Star Cute Happyness with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.627 billion hamster huggers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hibiki Town. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hibiki Ganahan economy, worth a remarkable 5,482 trillion Idols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 242,278 Idols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hibiki Ganaha's national animal is the Hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religionism.

Hibiki Ganaha is ranked 281,499^th in the world and 5^th in The Alliance of Queens for Most Primitive, scoring -367.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.