The Colony of HFP33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.639 billion HFP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient HFP33ian economy, worth 656 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,432 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HFP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

HFP33 is ranked 77,731^st in the world and 1^st in High Fascist Peak for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.