The Promises of Hevans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wolf IV with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 30.171 billion Hevansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hevanaria. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.

The enormous but inefficient Hevansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Mights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,636 Mights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Hevans has designated Hevanaria as its capital city, and Wolf IV has just been declared ruler of Hevans in an international press conference. Crime is well under control. Hevans's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hevans is ranked 91,441^st in the world and 1^st in Synaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,057.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.