The Confederacy of Hetmanatf is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 196 million Hetmanatfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The very strong Hetmanatfian economy, worth 16.9 trillion Seals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,353 Seals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,176 per year while the poor average 23,485, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hetmanatf's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hetmanatf is ranked 80,096^th in the world and 2^nd in New Ukraine for Highest Average Incomes, with 86,353.57 Standard Monetary Units.