The Queen's State of Hessen Strasse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.103 billion Hessen Strasseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The very strong Hessen Strassean economy, worth 932 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,026 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hessen Strasse's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hessen Strasse is ranked 211,252^nd in the world and 8^th in Northern Mariana Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.