The Republic of Henry Rollins is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.135 billion Henry Rollinsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Henry Rollinsian economy, worth 670 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,670 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Henry Rollins's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Henry Rollins is ranked 62,024^th in the world and 1^st in Nashville for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,109.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.