The Oppressed Peoples of Hellomyfriend is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 842 million Hellomyfriendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldsmobile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The strong Hellomyfriendian economy, worth 50.0 trillion friends a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,397 friends, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thoughts and prayers have replaced flood barriers and evacuation plans, white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hellomyfriend's national animal is the friends, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hellomyfriend is ranked 123,658^th in the world and 4^th in Nikara for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 642.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.