The Commonwealth of Hell Mider is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.072 billion Hell Miderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Hell Miderian economy, worth 478 trillion Dhazkas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,226 Dhazkas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,998 per year while the poor average 2,752, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hell Mider's national animal is the Pingu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hell Mider is ranked 150,999^th in the world and 12,633^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring -54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.