The HELLSHIP UWU of Hell4 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by OH GLORIOUS LEADER SATAN with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.609 billion SLAVE OF OH GLORIOUS LEADERS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OH GLORIOUS LEADER TOWN. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hell4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion SATAN COINS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,802 SATAN COINS, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hell4's national animal is the DEVIL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OH GLORIOUS ANITICRISTIN.

Hell4 is ranked 33,692^nd in the world and 65^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 64.68 kickbacks per hour.