The Federal Republic of Hebrejinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PM Nayek Sundar with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.905 billion Hebrejinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thallamassau. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hebrejinie economy, worth 725 trillion Teds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,765 Teds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, international tensions are high as Hebrejinia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hebrejinia's national animal is the Capybaras, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hebrejinia is ranked 15,038^th in the world and 1^st in The Ember Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.