The Republic of Heavy Weapons Trooper 5 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, devout population of 1.472 billion Heavy Weapons Trooper 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The Heavy Weapons Trooper 5ian economy, worth 69.0 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,854 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heavy Weapons Trooper 5's national animal is the Droid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heavy Weapons Trooper 5 is ranked 62,873^rd in the world and 392^nd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.